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So today this evil thing called TrendMicro was bothering me. It started blocking websites, preventing me from writing to the registry and all kinds of annoyingness. I set out to destroy it. If you ever have this problem do the following. Under mmc disable all services related to TrendMicro. Then right click the device manager portion of mmc and show all hidden shit. Scroll down to non-pnp devices. Remove all devices with tmxxxx and any devices with the name trend micro in them. Restart the pc. Open regedit and browse to “HKLM\SOFTWARE\TrendMicro\PC-cillinNTCorp\CurrentVersion\misc” change the AllowUninstall key from 0 to 1. Go to control panel->add/Remove Programs and uninstall that evil virus called trend micro. Enjoy!

Just when you thought you could stop me! I’m back with bochs and I’m not stopping there. FreeDOS baby!

While accessing a website I received a dialog box to block a Java applet. Usually when I popup box comes up and asks something, its asking if I really want to access this content, not block it FOREVER! Serious Oracle, what the fuck! So now I cannot access the content on this website.

So I decided to contact Oracle support about the issue. Get this! (I wish I had saved a screenshot of the issue, because it would have been a good thing to post here.) The support guy told me that I should uninstall the Jre and reinstall the jre. What the fuck kind of solution is that!?

Seriously Oracle, what Douchebaggotry is this shit!?

By the way, this worked. I uninstalled the jre, ran cclean, and reinstalled the jre. Things are working fine now.

Macbook Keyboard - missing 8 key

So this weekend I headed to my sisters house to take care of her animals while she’s at Mexico Beach for a triathlon. Well I left the room this morning for 5 minutes and my laptop was on the floor closed. When I opened it up the 8 key was missing and could not be found! I’ve searched and searched, the only thing I can figure is one of the dogs popped the key off and ate it! So I did a few google searched and found out that it would cost me about $225 to replace the kayboard or I could replace it myself for far less.

A few more google searches later and I found a youtube video of a guy replacing a single key on the macbook, so I found this site called “WeLoveMacs” and purchased an 8 key from them for about $16. Now I wait for my new 8 key to come in so I can stop hitting that little rubber thing.

So unlike previous versions of firefox its impossible to clear all the history. How The fuck do I remove browser history, cookies and everything else from firefox!?

Here’s a post with the same question on this issue straight from mozillas website..

http://support.mozilla.com/tiki-view_forum_thread.php?locale=ro&forumId=1&comments_parentId=399203

For those who are interested, I finally managed to clear the shit. I removed firefox, ran cclean and reinstalled firefox. Something is wrong with firefox.  Also I switched it so firefox is always in secure browsing mode. For those who are paranoid like me, just leave the stupid thing in secure browsing mode.